December 2011
That awkward moment when you forget the name of... →
10knotes:
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
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SALES LADY: Free taste po! Free taste.
BABAE: (Gutom na gutom) Mukhang masarap ah.
SALES LADY: Sige lang po Ma'am.
BABAE: Pweh! Bat lasang amag?
SALES: Ganyan, ganyan ang epekto ng pagkaing hindi nilalagay sa refrigerator. Kaya po bumili na kayo ng refrigerator namin at may 50% sa first 100 customer na bibili nito.
Kung magiging OTHER WOMAN ka,
whattadeuce:
siguraduhin mong maganda ka, dahil si ANNE CURTIS nga hindi umubra, IKAW PA KAYA.
49.) I might not talk to you today or the day...
Halaman
BOY: Halaman ka ba?
GIRL: Wow, Cheezy line! Gusto 'ko yan, Sige sige nga, Oo halaman ako! Bakit?
BOY: 'Yung paa mo kasi puro ugat, eh.
Dear chocolate bar,
whattadeuce:
please lose some calories so I can enjoy you without guilt. Sincerely, stomach.
Sarcastic Bitch: The trolls make it to Facebook! →
yanilavigne:
Photos are self explanatory. I’m sharing this just in case you haven’t come across this post yet (like me) Haha. Happy trolling! :)
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BOY: I’m Paul. Pauling for you.
GIRL: I’m Kat. Katching you.
NO OTHER WOMAN: Hey I'm Nikki. NIKKI-kielam sa inyo!